Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Monday, December 5, 2016

Making Creepmas 2016 Day 5 Snowman

MAKING CREEPMAS 2016
DAY 5
SNOWMAN
 
My mom ADORED snowmen.
 
Sorry Mom... these aren't YOUR
kind of snowmen...
 
THESE ARE EVIL!
 







 

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Making Creepmas 2016 Day 4: Joulupukki

MAKING CREEPMAS 2016
DAY 4
JOULUPUKKI
 
 
JOULUPUKKI is basically the same
thing as KRAMPUS but Finnish.
 
The name actually means YULE GOAT.
 
Funny again a parody of Satan.
 
However, unlike Krampus,
JOULUPUKKI started off simple
as a counter part... very much like Santa.
 
Illustrator Lauri Ahonen decided to take
it a bit further and drew
the images below... 
 
 

 
All of these drawings show Joulupukki
punishing the "BAD" children even
boiling, spanking, and devouring them.
 
WOW. I'd hate to be Finnish.
 

Saturday, December 3, 2016

Making Creepmas 2016 Day 3 : Krampus

MAKING CREEPMAS 2016
DAY # 3
KRAMPUS
 
 
So yea, Krampus was
something my German
side of the family told me
stories of when I was a
little one...
 
I always thought it was kinda like
the story of God vs Satan.
There always has to be an evil side...
Krampus was that for Santa.
A devil to counter the saint.
 









 

Friday, December 2, 2016

22nd annual Critic's Choice Awards - Martha's Picks

will Air on A&E Dec. 11th check your listings for TIME.

Here are my picks for WINNERS.

I will list all nominees and the BIGGEST & BOLDEST is my pick for WINNER.

FILM NOMINATIONS FOR THE 22ND ANNUAL CRITICS’ CHOICE AWARDS

BEST PICTURE
Arrival
Fences
Hacksaw Ridge
Hell or High Water
La La Land
Lion
Loving
Manchester by the Sea
Moonlight
Sully

BEST ACTOR
Casey Affleck – Manchester by the Sea
Joel Edgerton – Loving
Andrew Garfield – Hacksaw Ridge
Ryan Gosling – La La Land
Tom Hanks – Sully
Denzel Washington – Fences

BEST ACTRESS
Amy Adams – Arrival
Annette Bening – 20th Century Women
Isabelle Huppert – Elle
Ruth Negga – Loving
Natalie Portman – Jackie
Emma Stone – La La Land

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Mahershala Ali – Moonlight
Jeff Bridges – Hell or High Water
Ben Foster – Hell or High Water
Lucas Hedges – Manchester by the Sea
Dev Patel – Lion
Michael Shannon – Nocturnal Animals

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Viola Davis – Fences
Greta Gerwig – 20th Century Women
Naomie Harris – Moonlight
Nicole Kidman – Lion
Janelle Monáe  – Hidden Figures
Michelle Williams – Manchester by the Sea

BEST YOUNG ACTOR/ACTRESS
Lucas Hedges – Manchester by the Sea
Alex R. Hibbert – Moonlight
Lewis MacDougall – A Monster Calls
Madina Nalwanga – Queen of Katwe
Sunny Pawar – Lion
Hailee Steinfeld – The Edge of Seventeen

BEST ACTING ENSEMBLE
20th Century Women
Fences
Hell or High Water
Hidden Figures
Manchester by the Sea
Moonlight

BEST DIRECTOR
Damien Chazelle – La La Land
Mel Gibson – Hacksaw Ridge
Barry Jenkins – Moonlight
Kenneth Lonergan – Manchester by the Sea
David Mackenzie – Hell or High Water
Denis Villeneuve – Arrival
Denzel Washington – Fences

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Damien Chazelle – La La Land
Barry Jenkins – Moonlight
Yorgos Lanthimos/Efthimis Filippou – The Lobster
Kenneth Lonergan – Manchester by the Sea
Jeff Nichols – Loving
Taylor Sheridan – Hell or High Water

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Luke Davies – Lion
Tom Ford – Nocturnal Animals
Eric Heisserer – Arrival
Todd Komarnicki – Sully
Allison Schroeder/Theodore Melfi – Hidden Figures
August Wilson – Fences

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Stéphane Fontaine – Jackie
James Laxton – Moonlight
Seamus McGarvey – Nocturnal Animals
Linus Sandgren – La La Land
Bradford Young – Arrival

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN
Arrival – Patrice Vermette, Paul Hotte/André Valade
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them – Stuart Craig/James Hambidge, Anna Pinnock
Jackie – Jean Rabasse, Véronique Melery
La La Land – David Wasco, Sandy Reynolds-Wasco
Live by Night – Jess Gonchor, Nancy Haigh

BEST EDITING
Tom Cross – La La Land
John Gilbert – Hacksaw Ridge
Blu Murray – Sully
Nat Sanders/Joi McMillon – Moonlight
Joe Walker – Arrival

BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Colleen Atwood – Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Consolata Boyle – Florence Foster Jenkins
Madeline Fontaine – Jackie
Joanna Johnston – Allied
Eimer Ni Mhaoldomhnaigh – Love & Friendship
Mary Zophres – La La Land

BEST HAIR & MAKEUP
Doctor Strange
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Hacksaw Ridge
Jackie
Star Trek Beyond

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
A Monster Calls
Arrival
Doctor Strange
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
The Jungle Book

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
Finding Dory
Kubo and the Two Strings
Moana
The Red Turtle
Trolls
Zootopia

BEST ACTION MOVIE
Captain America: Civil War
Deadpool
Doctor Strange
Hacksaw Ridge
Jason Bourne

BEST ACTOR IN AN ACTION MOVIE
Benedict Cumberbatch – Doctor Strange
Matt Damon – Jason Bourne
Chris Evans – Captain America: Civil War
Andrew Garfield – Hacksaw Ridge
Ryan Reynolds – Deadpool

BEST ACTRESS IN AN ACTION MOVIE (this is a hard one)
Gal Gadot – Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Scarlett Johansson – Captain America: Civil War
Margot Robbie – Suicide Squad
Tilda Swinton – Doctor Strange

BEST COMEDY
Central Intelligence
Deadpool
Don’t Think Twice
The Edge of Seventeen
Hail, Caesar!
The Nice Guys

BEST ACTOR IN A COMEDY
Ryan Gosling – The Nice Guys
Hugh Grant – Florence Foster Jenkins
Dwayne Johnson – Central Intelligence
Viggo Mortensen – Captain Fantastic
Ryan Reynolds – Deadpool

BEST ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
Kate Beckinsale – Love & Friendship
Sally Field – Hello, My Name Is Doris
Kate McKinnon – Ghostbusters
Hailee Steinfeld – The Edge of Seventeen
Meryl Streep – Florence Foster Jenkins

BEST SCI-FI/HORROR MOVIE
10 Cloverfield Lane
Arrival
Doctor Strange
Don’t Breathe
Star Trek Beyond
The Witch

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Elle
The Handmaiden
Julieta
Neruda
The Salesman
Toni Erdmann

BEST SONG
Audition (The Fools Who Dream) – La La Land
Can’t Stop the Feeling – Trolls
City of Stars – La La Land
Drive It Like You Stole It – Sing Street
How Far I’ll Go – Moana
The Rules Don’t Apply – Rules Don’t Apply

BEST SCORE
Nicholas Britell – Moonlight
Jóhann Jóhannsson – Arrival
Justin Hurwitz – La La Land
Micachu – Jackie
Dustin O’Halloran, Hauschka – Lion


Now Martha, WHY didn't you pick Deadpool and Ryan Reynolds for COMEDY???? Cause yes, Deadpool has comedy in it but it is NOT a comedy movie. Sorry. I love Deadpool and Ryan Reynolds is the BEST as Deadpool. But that Central Intelligence Movie with The Rock... OMG that was hilarious. So yea, that's my reason.

Making Creepmas 2016 - Day #2 ELF

 
 
MAKING CREEPMAS 2016
DAY #2
ELF
 
Most people when they think of ELF
they think of this...
 

 
OR even this...
 
 
 
Me?
I think of this...
 
 




 
HAPPY XMAS!
 
 

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Making Creepmas 2016 Day #1 - Christmas Spirit

 
 
MAKING CREEPMAS 2016
DAY #1
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
 
 
To me CHRISTMAS SPIRIT means 2
different things.
 
First being the spirit of giving during the
Christmas Season.
 
The second is more atune to my TRUE
nature...
 

 





 
 


 
 
 

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Update

It's been a hell of a November. Can't believe it's almost over.



So yea, sad news.


Erin lost his other leg. So he now is a double amputee. He has a GoFundMe set up for people to donate who wish to help him so he can make it until he gets out of his physical therapy. If you would like to help Erin (anything is MUCH appreciated) please go to https://www.gofundme.com/medical-need Thank you to all who donate. His road is going to be a long and hard one but it is one he CAN survive... with a little help.

That's all I really have to say for now. Please consider giving so that he can pay his bills ... again, thank you.

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Inquiry

OK to raise money to pay some bills I was thinking about selling a MONSTERMARTHA'S KITTY ARMY CALENDAR 2017. Is there any interest in that? 12 months of the kitty army's best photos in a wall calendar for about $12? Let me know what you all think?

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Election 2016

So... we elected Donald Trump the 45th President of the United States of America.
 
 
 
What the fucking fuck America?

SERIOUSLY?

You are going to let a man who has ZERO RESPECT FOR WOMEN,
Wants to deport immigrants, build walls to keep people in and out of the USA,
is supported by KKK, and who has no military training or even political training
whatsoever run our country?
 
Well.
 
Fuck.
 
The people have spoken then.
 
 
Ok. I don't like him. He's not MY president. And when he DOES fuck up
(which he will) it's all on those who voted this deplorable human being into office
not me because I did not... I REPEAT.... I DID NOT VOTE FOR TRUMP.
 
I am LEGIT afraid of what Trump will do to healthcare especially for disabled
like myself who are on Medicaid... If I lose my benefits, I am FUCKED.
No heart pills = death Martha.
 
And what about being female?
Trump doesn't respect females.
He thinks he's above them and can control them.
What if he tells females what to do with their bodies?
How far will he go?
 
And then I am scare for my LGBT friends who are also deathly afraid
their rights will be taken away and they will have to be hidden again.
 
What about religion? I am NOT mainstream religion.
I am not Christian.
Which means ... by Trump standards I am FUCKED.
 
And finally this man is in a seat of power...
what kind of buttons can he push to start a war or
even go as far as drive us into such a debt we could
NEVER come back from.
 
It's a scary time in America right now.
 
I don't know what Trump will do.
No one does.
(And don't get me started on his First Lady...
for shame ex playboy model... in the White House...
it's just... she's not First Lady material, she's a no).
 
Yes I voted.
But I am discouraged...
In a state that constantly goes RED... I am just tired.
Tired of voting and no matter what I vote... Alabama is red.
No real change.
My vote NEVER matters because the way the electoral is set up.
 
Why bother anymore?
 
 
 
 
 
I love America.
I despise Trump.
Right now... I respect the office of The President of the United States
enough to say I will sit back and watch... I will watch with the focus of
a BALD EAGLE... as every true AMERICAN should... and if Donald
does something that isn't in the true interest of the American People...
as the citizens of the USA, we should take a stand and call him out.
 
As a people UNITED we are STRONG.
We can save AMERICA.
WE control this country...
NOT the politicians.

WE THE PEOPLE.
 
I know you are all scared.
So am I.
 
We are still America.
We are still here.
And we will come together...
and we will ALWAYS win.
 
And in the coming 4 years...please watch...
don't stay silent. SPEAK OUT when you see
something WRONG. Strength in unity...
let the world see who REALLY controls us.
 
Bless the USA.
And all deities preserve us.
 
Thank you.